Obsessed with this OOTD: Patterned Jumpsuit Goes for Days!

May 30, 2017

I never really thought I’d be one for prints, and especially not prints like this!

When I first set my eyes on this jumpsuit, and yes, it’s one zipper, and one outfit, I mean this looks like it got run over by tires that just ran through a street where cans of paint were spilled and and then hit a clothing truck that exploded with white jumpsuits. And Voila! This was created.

But after trying it on–and barely fitting the size Large over my incredibly muscular calves and thighs–Or pear shaped body, however one wants to interpret that, I was surprised by how much I loved the sexy cut out on the chest and the ‘X’ across the collar bone. There was something special about this print – and not in a spare tire kind of way like I initially thought –  and I couldn’t let it go.

The fact that this jumpsuit only fit me in a size Large also synched it for me. It put my body in check and pissed me off only the way poorly sized clothing can. I wish I could tell you where I got this OOTD but honestly, it was a ‘fast-fashion’ store in Miami that didn’t have a recognizable name. And I dropped a whopping $40 to be insulted via sizing. But I’m glad I did. Will I wear this outfit a lot since I can barely pull the thing over my calves? And once I do get it over, LAWD knows I can’t BEND OVER in this thing. But damn, doesn’t it look good as I stand with Lulu?

Sometimes you have to get something that makes no sense, yet looks so right! And that’s this outfit in a nutshell.

Have you every bought anything that totally doesn’t work but does???


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